Sleep is a beautiful thing. Let me tell you a little story about sleep...

Once upon a time, living high up in the mountains was a boy. This boy was plagued by sporadic allergies. Poor, poor boy.

One particular day, his allergy attack was unusually brutal. He felt like crap. He was miserable all day, and nothing could cheer him up. Finding no relief in medicines, he went to bed soon after dinner.

He slept. And slept. And slept. This boy slept for 14 hours! When he finally awoke, he felt much better (not at all like crap). Before he knew it, he was outside enjoying the sunshine.

Seeing his son's misery the day before, the boy's father had bought a brand new, gas-powered lawn mower to replace their old beat-up push mower. This made the boy even happier. He was filled with overwhelming joy at the sight of it!

The boy had recovered, the grass looked perfect, and they all lived happily ever after.

The End.