For those of you who had noticed that I wasn't online for the past couple days: there's no need to worry. It's not like I was struck by lightning! But I almost was. In fact, our computers were zapped by lightning and needed some parts replaced. Dumb computers.

Oh yeah, now for today's tip...

Tip #27
A lot of people in the world are stupid. Avoid them.

Remember that one, kids. It'll come in useful. Might even save your life someday!