Aha! I knew I had a web page somewhere! You see, for the past month or so, I would try to open up my web page, but instead of this lovely page, I would get a stuffy business web page. Let me tell you, I was perplexed. Turns out, I had spelled internick incorrectly in the address. Ooopsie! (Hmmm, I wonder if there's any way to profit from something like that?)

I hope you all learn a valuable lesson from my story: sometimes people make mistakes and sometimes people lie. You might want to write that one down.

One last thing...The other day, I felt like I was leaning to my right all day long. I wasn't particularly worried, except that I was always leaning the same direction. It just didn't make sense!